Monday, March 26, 2007

Joke of the day for the week before Pesach.....

ugh..just a preliminary............feeling exhausted, the cleaning girl screwed me over today, and feeling like a cold or something is coming on. Seeing that both kids have had strep recently, and the little one is still taking antiB's, I'm afraid, very afraid. oh, and my mom is coming tomorrow. love her, excited to see her, but stressed to get it all together by 1:30 in the afternoon when I need to go get her.

Funny real life joke: my almost 6 year old has been asking about Eliyah HaNavei lately, and the little one (3 1/2) says..........."Eliyahu Anavim???" Anavim are grapes!!!

ok and the other joke:

What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land?

a.He was being tested.
b.He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they finally got there.
c.He refused to ask directions.

hee hee g'nite.........