Time for some (not so great) Pesach jokes.... 1

ok.........it's that time of year again folks......time to get ready for Pesach (Passover). I spent most of today cleaning the pantry and the refridgerator. UGH. I almost passed OUT instead of over from the bleach. not good. Sooooooo, I figured I needed a little pick-me-up, and decided it was time once again for the first time to start the age-old new tradition of a (not so great) PESACH JOKE A DAY...........So here is the first one...............enjoy! (or not).

No groans allowed !!!!!!!!

A Jewish man was waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen of England. He

was supposed to kneel and recite a sentence in Latin. Comes his turn, he

kneels, the Queen taps him on the shoulders with the sword ... and in the

panic of excitement he forgets the Latin line. Thinking quickly, he recites

the only other line he knows in a foreign language which he remembers from

the Passover Seder: "Mah nishtana ha-lailah ha-zeh mi-kol ha-leilot." The

puzzled Queen turns to her adviser and asks, "Why is this knight different

from all other knights?"

BA-DUM-DUM..........